Disco Sidewalk 1.0 [free]

I'm a mobile game. Best one ! At first I was only an idea in my creators head. It was the worst idea ever. Now I evolved. With a clear conscience I can say I'm good game. Dynamic, irritating and kind of funny (check quotes after you lose). I'm about walking in the longest and narrowest 80' club in the galaxy. I give you a chance to visit it. Tempting, isnt it? BUT wait. I've got more ! If you want you can collect my own Disco Beer labels all over the club and gain achivements ! Still not enough ? Under labels you can find MONEY !! You can ask "Why do I need money in club if I can't get drunk ?". Nobody invented drinking through Wi-Fi - what a pity! The answer is SHOES ! Yes ! YEs ! YES ! In this club you can dance in 6 different kind of shoes ! My favourites are "Edgy Teen Starter Shoes" and "Midget's Heels". Second ones were made using Dragon Balls. They are almost indestrucible. Almost ! Their "Kryptonite" is poo. Oh forgot to mention. You shouldn't tread in poo and broken bottles. It's like too hard slapping ketchup bottle and spilling it on the floor. You could have been patient but now you ruined everything. So that's what I'm about. Interested ? Join community of Disco Sidewalkers and download me ! Thank you 9gag & 4chan for idea and quotes !

• 09/28/2022: Disco Sidewalk 1.0
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